Leather Platform Boot, $125, Urban Outfitters

Think being Jack Sparrow for Halloween is a task best left to the boys? Think again! It's a feat easily accomplished with Urban Outfitter's leather platform boots. For the low, low price of just $125, too! Don't want to wait till Oct. 31st to look completely ridiculous? Go ahead and buy your pair now so you can make heads turn -- away in disgust, that is. (Also comes in a fetching red and chimney sweep black.)