Men's Velvet Blazer, $49.50, Old Navy.

So, does Christopher Walken come with the jacket? Because, in that case, I'll buy one...

Bill Blass, what are you doing?

I'm thinking that one of two things has happened:
1) Someone has found all the dresses that my mom made for me when I was eight, or
2) Someone has found all those plaid shirts that I stole out of my dad's closet when I went through my requisite "grunge" phase in the early nineties.

Either way, there's a reason these things all went to the thrift store where somebody could purchase them for 98 cents apiece.

Women's Slouchy Boots from Old Navy: $39.50

Somewhere in Never Never Land, Rufio is barefoot and crying.